Pat's Note: This is the first in a series of guest entries that I will be displaying in this space. If you have anything that you might be interested in putting up in this place, send me an email and we will start a dialogue about it.
Jessy G is a college friend of mine. As you will soon be able to tell, she has some very strong opinions about my blog. If you agree, disagree, or would like to start a religion about the topics she discusses, don't be too shy to send in to the mail bag about it. I'll be here, waiting patiently.
Here's Jessy G.
Pat’s blog….and Why I Don’t Read it and You Shouldn’t Either
So you’re here at Pat’s page again….why? Is it because you are actually interested in what he has to say? Probably not…Is it because you have some unhealthy obsession with an arrogant guy’s thoughts, beliefs and values, again probably not. Certainly it has nothing to do with the attraction factor, because all of us have seen the homepage with all of the stupid pictures of his stupid smiling face all cut out and colored like a first grader who learned to use Photoshop. In any case, no matter the reason of why you're here and not off being a productive member of society, you're about to read a rant by me because I'm personally sick of being inundated with requests to read the brainless writings of a dolt.
Honestly now, let’s think….who makes a blog thinking that people actually care? You know who reads it? Bored, lonely people sitting home on a Wednesday night with nothing to do at 3 AM, and 50 year old, male, rapists. So this leads one to wonder….where did Pat Dobson get such an ego? At what point in his life did he feel that people should care what his views are on life, love and insanity? Personally, I don’t care what he has to say, nor do I care for his views of movies or TV shows. For example, the show The Black Donnelly’s has been a topic of discussion lately, and Pat has had nothing nice to say about it. The sound track is amazing, the actors are HOTT and it actually has a good lead in from its pilot. I ask you…why waste your time NOT watching it?
How about that picture of Pat trying to look like the Roman impersonation of Jesus Christ. I call it Blasphemy, he calls it art, or worship, or something equally hedonistic. Whatever it is, it's just as arrogant as everything else he does.
And another thing, Nancy Pelosi. What does Pat have against this hag? Yes, she is ugly, yes, she is retarded, yes, she also is a pompous windbag with much to say about nothing...but I feel as though Pat would feel a kinship. Yet all he does is cut his own kind down. Traitor.
Pat Dobson also goes into a lot of long winded, highly incomprehensible gibberish about things that everyone has their own opinion about…and who the hell writes out reviews for movies they saw that night….like 2 page reviews…no one I know that DOESN’T get paid for it. To make matters worse… he tries to speak over everyone’s heads. For example: “Leonidas taunts Xerxes in their first meeting in the most entertaining dialogue of the movie. Xerxes responds in a deceptively low, god-like voice that clues you in as to why men would worship mortals." Again, there is not much subtlety here.
WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? What normal human being talks in such a way that it makes another person what to pulls her ears off so as not to hear another word she has to go look up in the dictionary?
In conclusion, if none of this stuff makes sense or goes with his stupid blog, good! It shouldn’t, because as the title says, if you were paying attention, I said I haven’t read it! I skimmed through to find the most ridiculous content I could find and went off on a tangent to piss Pat off. Everyone have a good day, and remember, friends don’t let friends, read Pat’s stupid blog.
Jessy G
PS. Pat wanted me to tell you how to make Ramen the less fattening, better way….pretty much you just heat it up with the water it tells you to then when its done dump the water, use have the packet of highly intense pure sodium they give you, and enjoy flavored noodles without broth. Ciao!
I copied that verbatim. Let it be known that I will not touch anything that is sent in here.
She certainly seemed spirited about her hatred for my interweb logbook. Is it really so terrible getting some insight from a sweet fellow like me? Apparently so.
And yes, Jessy, I'm quite aware that I'm a pompous ass. Thank you. Isn't that why I spent so many hours (minutes) building this site? I want to be pompous! I need to reaffirm that people actually care what I have to say, right? I need social validation like I need air. Let me breathe! Why won't you let me breathe?!
Love me, America! Love me!!!
Calm down, Pat. Just calm down.
Well, it seems I have clearly missed out on one particular reader, but who needs her? She probably reads US Weekly or The Weekly World News or long winded journals about wives that castrate their husbands while they sleep.
I would like to close by saying that Jessy is mean and a fatty and no one cares what she has to say. And she eats babies.
Tschüs!
P.S. If you would like to read any of the blogs she was talking about, you can view them here: The Black Donnellys - Gaying Up the Mafia, 300: Over Indulging your Brain's Sweet Tooth, Nancy Pelosi - A Man's Man.