Mailbag

Ok, so I'm trying to revamp the site as we speak. I'm going to be doing 2 entries a week in my various blogs, and I expect to be doing mini-entries in the sports blog during the NBA finals starting next Thursday. This will allow me to write about everything else you guys want to read (TV, Movies, Politics, etc), and still satiate my own desire to write about sports.

Here are your emails, uncut and completely unedited.

who the fuck would name their son Nancy Pelosi. They should of upheld there human right to abort their child rather than sentence him to a horrible life as a man with a little girls name.
-kyle
Pat: I can see you got the point to that article entirely. Bravo, "Kyle", if that is your real name, Al Gore! Lay off the bottle, Al, you've got an international lie to feed.

Type your email here.im drink
-kyleq
Pat:Al, I think you have a serious problem. Give up this climate change thing and move up to the North with me. We'll get an apartment together and make wine and cheese. It'll be just like before, remember? Before Georgey boy caused that terrible impotence. Come on back, Al.

We all know that in the key matchup of (2)Cleveland Cavaliers vs. (7)Washington Wizards Mike Brown will decisively defeat Patrick J Dobson. There is no competition between the two.
But there is something I can agree with, the NFL coverage when the season is still 6 months away. Who cares? Baseball is the national past time and although I dont watch basketball or hockey, those two sports should be given at least 60% of the airwaves (or cable these days) with baseball taking 30% and other things taking up the rest.
-Mike Brown
Pat: In case anyone was unsure, I was talking about my desire to beat up the head coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers, not the guy who lives in the apartment below mine. However, let me mention here that I do want to fight Mike Brown from the apartment below mine. In fact, I'm changing his name to Below Mine Brown. What do you have to say about that, Below Mine Brown? Huh? It's going to be a blood bath! Just like this...

I love popeyes in compton...and Fuck ESPN
-Joe
Pat: Most of the sporting universe is pretty upset with ESPN about their over-saturated NFL coverage - accept for a bunch of casual NFL fans. According to the PTI guys, among others, ESPN views the NFL fanbase as a ravenous pack of gluttons with an insatiable desire for coverage of their favorite sport. The problem with this is, it's driving away the high quality sports fan like Joe and I here. We watch every sport, we're knowledgeable about them, and we regularly watch 5-6 hours of ESPN every day. Mike and Mike, First Take(Formerly Cold Pizza), Sportscenter Sportscenter Sportscenter, Around the Horn, PTI, and whatever game they're playing that night. ESPN is for all sports, not just the NFL. If they want to devote 3 hours a day to the NFL out of season, then they need to start a network devoted solely to the NFL or relinquish some ratings share to the NFL network. Don't make high quality fans like Joe and I suffer for the unquenchable thirst of millions of NFL fans.

Patirck! I have very urgent news! I really would like to write a mailbag that is formitable to the rest of your entries but I think I have allready failed you by misspelling you name. Up until now i believe i have type everything correctly but in my state of enebration i dont think i will be typing correctly much longer. Regardless(even if i do say that too much) I want to tell you about my night...
But before that....
I have to let you know that I took a peice of your pizza, WHY??? I'll tell, but from the beginning...
Tonight when I was sitting with you watching house and playing my new video game I got a call from my frield E. E said hey we're at the M.G's, so why dont you come out? I said
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print('wow i'm hungry and i could definately put down a few B's @ M.G's')

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After that I got my clothes from the laundry and stuff them in my bag and went to M.G's to get a few B's and some food. When I got there I was greeted by the doorman and my friends, L, N, W, and E amd we all drank some B's a few H's passed and We all decied it was a good time to go H. I invited E and N to come into the house and drink some more B's at that time.
We played some games and drank more B's and soon there after I was pretty D.
They left after play a few C gmaes and then I was left almost alone.
'TWELVE INCH RAILROAD' went into his room and soon there after started playing tecfhno music(which as i will tell later turned out to be really loud)...
I know i use alot of ...'s but it meant for an illustration of writings, got it?!?!?!?
OK so 'TWELVE INCH RAILROAD's in his room and E and N allready left so I'm just Left with me and my new $5 video game, which is awesome.
Soon AssCrack McGee come back from working at the coal mine and we start talking about crappy techno and how badly he want to get some Taco B. This entire time, I'mm looking at you half filled pizza box thinking "wow he left a half filled pizza box out in the open to be attacked by his roomates and the bacteria that is OBVIOUSLY in the apartment."
I decided that if i tryed to protect your pizza by throwing it in the fridge I would be attacked by AssCrack McGee, 'TWELVE INCH RAILROAD' and Pollock, and I wouldnt be able to save you pizza from the OBVIOUS bacteria. So i told AssCrack Mcgee and Pollock to go to Taco B. and get me a spicy chickn burrito. I like spicy cihken burritos alot and they make me feel happy. Regardless...
They left to get Taco B. and 'TWELVE INCH RAILROAD' was in the room listeling to loud Techno music. so I decided to wrap up your remaining pieces of pizza and out thems in your fridge so you could enjoy them tommorow with out all the OBVIOUS bacteria. UNNNFORTUNATELLY.............................
-BackToast BVelt
Pat: These are the people that I spend most of my time with. Is it any wonder I think so highly of myself?

I must vehemently disagree with your assessment of the logos of Marvel and of Disney. The Marvel logo has three major strengths. The first, is the music. Although this is the Spiderman music, it is playing during the logo. It gets you all hyped up to see some action. Also, it plays to the strengths of Marvel comics. Second, is the flipping motion. This is a great unique effect, much better than the silly, worn out, impossible boom camera shot in the Disney logo. The flipping motion clues you in to the final strength of the Marvel logo, it reminds the viewer, in the short 13 seconds of the c lip, how many Marvel characters and settings there are. Though one is visible, Iron Man, the rest are caught in a wonderful blur. This plus the music brings out the strengths of Marvel: a vast fantastic universe with more depth than Disney will ever have.
-Carl
Pat: Carl, here, is a heartless bastard. Any of us early 20-somethings that spent most of our childhood getting love and affection from our parents, going to Disney movies, and getting those rare trips to Disney World easily see all of the flaws with his disagreement. Those the same age who spent their childhoods reading comic books, playing D&D, and watching Japanese animation don't understand that heart and true nostalgia are at the core of the Disney Logo - easily the most moving and awe-inspiring logo in the entertainment industry.

Patrick J
Am I just crazy, or did the cavs also take the season series with the spurs (not many games...but its gotta count for something)?? And don't hate on my Uncle Momo, he's a great guy who just felt that cucumbers tasted best pickled. Holler at the kid...
-The Real Slim Shady
Pat: Marshall, you are correct, the Cavs beat the Spurs in San Antonio at the beginning of the regular season 88-81. In January, they beat them again, 82-78. Now, it was early in the season so that doesn't much matter. The Spurs weren't playing at their highest level yet, but neither were the Cavs. A lot of people suprisingly picked against the Cavs when they played the Nets, and most people picked the Pistons win the East Finals. Most people are going to take the Spurs in this series, and I just wanted too get on the Cavs band wagon as soon as possible. And I'm a complete homer. I might be writing about politics otherwise.

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